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But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care, By takin all these other motha fuckers outta here!I'd go through your phonebook and whack em all And find contestant #1 and break his fuckin jaw!C#1: Yeah freak her with your nuts yo that'll get her C#2: Tell her that she's fat, yeah that'll work even better C#1: Look, fuck you, i got a strong RAP shit you don't want Contestant number 2 he's mad whack, I walked into a bar and there he was, standing on a bucket (uhhhh) tryin' to fuck it, it was a big fucking smelly ass farm LLAMA C#2: Damn dawg! The Neden Game [Host] "Let's meet contestant number one He's a schizophrenic serial killer clown Who says, "women love his sexy smile" Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon Sharon, what's your question?I'd go through your phone book and wack 'em all, then find Contestant number 1 and break his fuckin jaw (what!? Then we go to the beach and walk through the sand i throw a little in your face and say i'm just playin'.as you spit it all out I rub your back and grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!The Neden Game Host: lets meet contestan number 1, he's a schizopherenic serial killer clown who says women love his sexy smile. So lets say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family, tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick. Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissed, I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin' lip. Sharon: Contestant #1, i believe first impressions last forever. Hurry up bitch i'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, i pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready.
Grab your titties, and stretch em down past your waist Let go, and watch em both spring up in your face I'd sing love songs to ya, the best I can Get ya naked and hit it like a caveman Then we'd go through the beach and walk in the sand I'd throw a little sand in your face and say I'm just playin As you spit it all out, I'll fuck your back Grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd DRY fuck her till i nut in my underwear...