Roast jokes dating the boss
It was a tribute act.” “I went down my local ice-cream shop, and said ‘I want to buy an ice-cream’. ’ I said ‘We’ll start with one.’ He said ‘Knickerbocker glory? He’s a catholic converter.” “He said ‘I’m going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library’.
’ I said ‘I do get a certain amount of freedom in these trousers, yes.'” “I bought a train ticket and the driver said ‘Eurostar? I thought ‘That’s a turn-up for the books.'” “And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. ’ He said ‘Yes, this is my livelihood.'” “I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet ‘Best Before End…'” “So this bloke says to me, ‘Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?
We put together the slide show with the jokes, because it’s more fun to read them that way, but you can also check them out below.
A roast of Anne Frank (Rachel Feinstein), Jewish diarist and author of The Diary of a Young Girl. Roosevelt (Jon Lovitz), Adolf Hitler (Gilbert Gottfried), Don Rickles (Mindy Rickles), and God (Fred Willard). (Jerry Minor), leader of the Civil Rights Movement in the U. Guests include Babe Ruth (John Gemberling), Bruce Lee (Leonardo Nam), Elvis Presley (Josh Homme), Angelo Dundee (John Di Maggio), and Joe Frazier (Jamar Malachi Neighbors).
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