Dating sms jokes
Others consider an emotional connection with An additional person to be damaging to the marriage.Most ereallyone would agree that an attraction to Yet another person leading to sexual relations constitutes infidelity.A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. Marriage is a 3-ring circus - Engagement ring, Wedding ring and Suffer-ring.
A: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck. A: One who keeps his mouth shut and his checkbook open! A: Once you get used to it, it's not so hot Q: How is marriage different than most wars?
A: it's the only war where you sleep with the enemy. I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, she said yes - about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is new. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.