After dark dating fails
Seconds before a date with a very chic fashion executive, I tripped over a crack in the pavement and the heel of my shoe snapped off.My date then found me hobbling on the pavement, broken heel in hand, stress-induced cigarette hanging out of my mouth and a look of terror across my face. Well, they made for excellent content for my pending memoir, they taught me you can't die from embarrassment and, most of all, I learned the cool people who are worth your precious time will stick around... So here are 30 dating fails everyone needs to get out of their system in their 20s:1. Accidentally spending the entire date talking about your ex.3.From spending your entire paycheck at Sephora to pining over a dude that doesn't deserve a second thought, this collection of memes is sure to hit home.Recording artist Moby is on the receiving end of some major Twitter heat following a very weird and creepy Instagram post regarding an alleged relationship with Natalie Portman.I stumbled into a deli, hid behind the canned foods and prayed to a God I didn't believe in to Caught up in the blissful feeling of her body on top of my body, I totally forgot I was on my period and bled all over the bedsheets. Meanwhile, you spent on a blowout and 10 hours strategizing the evening with your friends.5.Showing up for a Tinder date, only to realize you were catfished, and your date looks absolutely nothing like they did in the picture.6. It always leads to a shame spiral of epic proportions.8.Having your credit card declined on a date after you ordered the most expensive thing on the menu to seem "cultured."18.Realizing you accidentally left your wallet at home and realizing that confessing to it sounds like the worst excuse possible.19.
Then, they tell you their EX IS DEAD, and the mood is ruined.29.Accidentally taking a Xanax instead of an Advil before a third date with someone you really like, who is really sharp, and you become a zombie.27.Having all of your antidepressants — Prozac, Valium and Wellbutrin — come tumbling out of your purse as your date stares at you in horror.My 20s aren't defined by cool jobs I had, how fast my metabolism was or how deeply I fell in love. When I was 25, I was really into wearing these over-the-top, sky-high, chunky heels.
I blew chunks of barbecue chicken all over the sidewalk, and I was drenched in sweat, body trembling and wildly gagging as my date stood nervously to beside me, unsure of what to say.Racist memes on this can kiss goodbye any time we are some things that mocked minority.