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This Just Has to Be the Funniest Grandma On Twitter No-one knows if Myrna Tellingheusen is a fictional creation or a real person, but nevertheless, it's one of the funniest accounts on Twitter. Hilarious Joke: It's a Little Easy to Get Carried Away A man decides it would be a good idea to see how fast he could go on a bicycle without losing control of it. Hilarious: It's Amazing How You've Kept Up Walking A grandpa is celebrating his 100th birthday when guests begin to remark about his remarkable fitness.He begins to explain how a 75-year routine started...One dad was sick of the stereotype of the overbearing dad needing to protect his “property” a.k.a. So he amended the “rules” a bit — and his version is going wildly viral. Warren Welch explains, “I ain’t raisin’ no princesses.” “You’ll have to ask them what their rules are.I’m not raising my little girls to be the kind of women who need their daddy to act like a creepy, possessive badass in order for them to be treated with respect,” he writes.However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you.
The person on the other end wants to know what time it opens in the morning...
This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.